On Wimbledon and Tennis

There’s not too much better in life than this, can’t go out as the air-quality index is high ( I find any reason), the women’s Wimbledon semifinals is on the tube and the action has been really good. That spider on the wall still hasn’t moved, the gutter guy hasn’t called (not that that means he’s not coming) and I can look forward to a nice workout followed by some baseball action tonight.

But what’s this? “Days of Our Lives” just interrupted the NBC coverage. How stupid is this? Okay, I switch to ESPN and now, instead of watching a continuation of a great match between Kvitova and Pironkova, I’m seeing an interview with Sabine Lisicki (of the powerfully serving Lisicki’s), which is fine, I guess, but where’s the live action?

So I try the Tennis Channel. Nope, it’s not there, they’re showing “Tennisography” whatever the heck that is. Ok, back to ESPN and, finally, here’s the semifinals again but it’s well into the third set now and Pironkova is down 2-love, all of which means we missed the key games in the match.

I’m of course pulling for the decided underdog, Pironkova, but even more so as the broadcasters and court officials have been doing nothing but disparaging her and making bad calls. If it weren’t for the Bulgarian’s prudent challenging, she’d have lost already.

“Sneaky, clever, off-putting”, they’re now saying of Pironkova, which reminds me of a description of Japanese at Pearl Harbor. Geez, ya think ESPN’s pulling for the blonde? Do they just hate Bulgaria?

Now I’m really pulling for the Bulgarian. She calls for another challenge but this time is wrong, but not by much. The Russian now holds again for the 3-1 lead. I’m thinking we missed the action in the first two games, the action upon which the match was decided. Now they tell me all the action is available online or on my cell phone.

Okay, so the coverage leaves a lot to be desired but it’s still better than “Days of Our Lives”.

The Bulgarian holds again for 3-2 but then Kvitova looks to hold too at 4-2. She really does have an impressive game, especially when she’s serving. That favoring of the big servers that characterizes the action here is what makes it unique, that and the fact that anybody who’s anybody shows up there.

And that’s why we’re seeing the Bulgarian at all. One of NBC’s disparaging remarks was that the Bulgarian only shows up at Wimbledon. I think that’s great. Whoa! A great get by the Bulgarian, then a great forehand by the lefty Czech, then an incredible rally and they’re both playing great tennis. So ESPN goes to commercial. Geez.

Now, as the Bulgarian goes down still another break, the broadcast team decries the loss of Venus Williams and the Dane blonde from the tournament. Yeah, I feel bad too. Imagine the pain of seeing some new faces.

Okay, now Pironkova’s finished. The big Czech (and all of these players are anything but vertically challenged) had too much power.

Okay, now I can break from tennis for a while to contemplate baseball.

It’ll be Cliff Lee and the Phillies against Josh Beckett and the Red Sox, the two best teams in MLB and two of the best pitchers. Surely this could be a preview of Game 2 of the World Series. (The Phils have Halladay, the Sox (no, not those White Sox) have Jon Lester ). Me, I’ll be pulling for my two fantasy pitchers going tonight, Michael Pineda and Ryan Vogelsong, against the Braves and Cubs, two teams that can’t boast of many hitters, although Aramis Ramirez and Brian McCann might disagree.

Now the fourth semifinal has been suspended by rain. This is ridiculous. Where’s the roof when you need it? Who the heck is on Center Court? Great, a Legends match. It takes 15 minutes to close the roof and move the matches around to courts they should have been scheduled on in the first place.

Okay, back to baseball, the Cubs game starts at 2:20PM and, Eureka! It’ll be on WGN! Cool. Now I can switch between tennis and baseball, if ESPN and Wimbledon ever come to their senses. It’ll be a continuation of Azarenka-Paszek, which Paszek, another Eastern European, is leading 1-0. It’ll be interesting to see how long it takes them to make a decision on the switch.

The Giants just took the lead in the Cubs game, on bloopers mostly, much like watching a Mets game. But Kung Fu Panda helps out the Cubs by grounding into a double play. But the pitcher refuses to get out of trouble and it’s now 3-zip. It’s looking good for Ryan Vogelsong.

Meanwhile, ESPN is babbling about Rafael Nadal and Mardy Fish. Where’s the women’s semifinal?

A peek back at ESPN and they’re covering the men’s prospects; there’s been no mention of the women’s semifinal everybody’s been waiting for. Vogelsong, meanwhile, is starting well but now is facing Starlin Castro, a tough hitter who can be pesky on the bases. Getting this out will be big.

But a sidetrip to the kitchen for three perfect eggs and a coffee leaves that result unanswered. Upon my return though, the Giants are up again and it’s still 3-nothing. Back to ESPN to finally find out that they will indeed do the smart thing and play the women’s semifinal on Center Court. It’s pointed out that Azarenka’s obnoxious screaming will even be more annoying under the roof. You can’t make this stuff up.

Vogelsong is now getting banged around a bit as Carlos Pena just went deep with a man on and Soriano flied out very deep to center. Maybe he’ll be more careful now. So far I’m not that impressed with the Giants Number 4 starter with the nice ERA.

A Coy Hill has now tied up the game. It’s high time for a new fantasy pitcher.

And it’s high time too for the women’s semifinals, ESPN.